By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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the_golden_one 6

I don't see how this is embarassing or a fml, if your at a grocery store chances are they sell condoms ergo the cashier has gone through countless transactions involving condoms and therefore should not be embaress when they see one... js. I think its more sad you can't tell the difference between a wrapper and paper which just means you are not getting any :/ sorry op fyl for not getting some.

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MaryPoppins88 14

Lol I had a subway cashier ask if my boyfriend and I wanted a condom she ment to ask if we wanted a combo bahaha

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bizarre_ftw 21

Whatever keeps food on the table I guess

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tpike1296 11

Next time, can you make a comment that is more than a face? I hate to become one of those annoying people who complain, but goddamnit this gets annoying.

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govan1107 1

That would be a funny way to pick up chicks

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LochnessaMonster 1

They say not to keep condoms in your wallets anyways. The heat from it being in a wallet over time will make the condom easier to break. Ydiii.

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kimg0885 23

I say you can do better, twenty dollars for sex? I bet you could get at least $35

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