By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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The_F3rris 11

Condoms are a currency. In the land of Pooty Tang.

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brandy1 5

Hey, it happens. What are you going to do? I hope the cashier was a lady, at least, so maybe she thought you wanted to sleep with her. If it was a guy, awkward!

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False_Stupidity 41

What if the OP is female?.. ladies sometimes carry condoms too you know.

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hewro_failure 11

Well was the cashier attractive I mean who knows you may have found a new sex buddy eh eh?

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coolbrony12 3

How did you confuse rubber and paper!? Well it's not that bad as long as there were no kids around or it wasn't used. I hope to God it wasn't used.

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Chopin_and_tofu 3

Why would he keep a used condom in his wallet? Hahaha, that would be just disgusting.

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linkinpark98 23

Why would you keep a condom in your wallet anyways? You're supposed to keep them in a cool dry place. Not where your ass is rubbing up against them, getting them all heated. YDI

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yeah, this. Way for it to break when you finally do get around to using it.

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haveywavey9 4

most guys do keep comdoms in their wallets like chicks usually keep tampons and occasionally condoms in their purses

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Rhysviri 10

Well tampons aren't made of rubber, genius. Menstrual products are like a whole different subject apart from sex protection.

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eggmarie 25

How do you know it wasn't a woman? There isn't a gender symbol or name. It could have very well been a woman who kept it in her purse.

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linkinpark98 23

Still, even purses get heated. Its better to just keep your condoms in a dresser drawer or something such as that.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Nothing to be embarrassed about OP, least you're safe!

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doglover100 28

I want to know if the cashier was a man or woman and if they were attractive.

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linkinpark98 23

I bet it would have been more awkward than funny... You'd be paying to see a cashier and a costumer have what a looks like an awkward face contest.

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PoshLife_Cross 5

I'm almost certain those services cost more than $20.00. Hey, cashier may owe you now.

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pastywhitekid 10

YDI for keeping those in your wallet in the first place. The added wear and tear on condoms in wallets makes it more likely for them to fail, which results in more FML comments on unwanted pregnancies.

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