By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

Depending on the cashier's personality, this could go many ways: It could be absolutely hilarious and you could make a new friend. The cashier could be a sweet old lady who reminds you of your granny, and become flustered. It would be awkward for everyone. The cashier could give you a creepy wink-grin combo. Any combination of the above, and more scenarios. I'm assuming, since this is an FML, it wasn't the first one. So.... Awkward.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Clearly an acceptable form of legal US currency. Washington is run by dicks anyway.

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Zangetsu67 5

Those can easily be mistaken for each other.

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perdix 29

Please tell me it was a new one in its wrapper. The image that popped into my head when I first read this is just too disgusting and hilarious. If you handed her a Magnum, she may have treated it like legal tender. Otherwise, she'd say you're short.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

And that is how you get some action and free groceries.

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DocBastard 38

Apparently where you're from, you seem to think the Trojan Man is on the $20 bill. *runs to google* Nope, it's Andrew Jackson, you idiot.

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gracehi 31

Ironic thing about Andrew Jackson being on the $20 bill is that Andrew Jackson was opposed to the creation of a national bank and the implementation of national currency. Fun fact! Yay!

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SenselessPattern 12

*runs to google* Damn he's right....

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aFreedom127 9

What kind of change were you expecting.

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The_F3rris 11

Your picture made me go blind

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Your picture makes me want to chop up hot dogs.

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kelsey_M_Jones 5

Your picture made me LMFAO! HaHaHa

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perdix 29

Maybe you and the cashier can sneak off into the stock room and start "makin' bacon," if you know what I mean, provided you're not allergic to it.

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alphaskater09 9

Why would it mater If he/she is allergic to it? He/she doesn't have to eat the bacon they make.

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stanpwns 9

32 - It's a reference to another FML.

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Mr_Que_Dijo23 5

I see you using protection for your money!;)

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kdodge213 4

Your money can't be that dirty, can it ?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Was it opened and dry?

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