By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Welshite 39

Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

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Emma1562 35

Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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SimplyCyrax 17

Either you pissed someone off or your friends think they're pranksters!

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metalgearsoldier 6

Make the best of it and cosplay as Two-Face

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MrsPegg 45

Time to wash you pillow case and sheets, as well as sanitize your phone. Usually whatever side you sleep on, talk on the phone on and/or rest your hand on when you're thinking/resting, breaks out more from bacteria and oil. Sorry OP!

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trtnt25 19

I've heard to buy a cheap pack of t shirts, use them as a pillow case and change them every night works best

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RageWolf16 31

Time to switch pillowcases and wash your sheets, it works wonders

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whassallt26 13

It happens, and it's only acne, could be worse

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I'm assuming the side that broke out is the side you sleep on. Wash that nasty ass pillow case you have. All the oil from your hair gets built up on it, clogging your pours

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winniethebitch 19

switch to silk pillow cases better for your skin and such

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VeganDarkLight 31

Not for those poor silkworms though. They're boiled alive :/ Not to mention silk is pretty expensive.

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interesting33 36

Is this horizontally or vertically divided? Or diagonally or just in patches? :)

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VgForce_fml 3

FU fml moderator. Why are you blocking my fml story post?

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