By sissica - 11/02/2009 23:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
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katieatieay 0

if someone said that to me, it would really just make me want to **** him even more. i'm not lying or being sarcastic. but... relax for heavens sake, it's not like he said he'll never have sex with you again. he's not in the mood. just make him some ******* hot chocolate.

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johnburke 0

Haha wow, that was priceless. I'd never do that to a woman

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supergeniuse 0

Wouldve been funnier if he was the one in stillettos.

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lpkamma 0

don't be so hard on him, he probably had just got back from ******* his girlfriend and had nothing left in the tank for you

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Go **** yourself, kay?

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BrEnNo1023 5

at least he was honest about it. not all guys ALWAYS want sex. The OP just picked a bad time to guess what was on his mind. she guessed wrong, i guess. but i would have made the hot chocolate myself. i CAN'T make people do things for me while i just sit down and expect it. i don't believe in the 'woman stays in the kitchen' and 'obeys the man of the house' bullcrap.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

I hope by "if you were black" you mean, "if you suffered severe burns from a grease-fire tragedy" and not just her skin tone, otherwise one might be inclined to think you're racist. Hmm.

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Serperoth 0

Well after someone comes home from work they are usually tired. He asked for a hot chocolate to relax, so why not make him one and wait until he is in the bloody state of mind to notice your nudity? He gets a nice hot drink, you both get nice hot sex. Everyone wins.

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czarofandronia 0

maybe hot chocolate had a diff meaning that u didn't think of ;) XD

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Greg73_fml 0

Everyone in here is an idiot..Everybody should know he was just looking for an exuse to break out the chocolate syrup!

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hayoudumbass 0

okay he came from a hard long day at work and then he has to look at the same face he has been looking at for who knows how many years give the guy a break

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MikeFlame 0

You should have had just Whipped Cream on

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