By sissica - 11/02/2009 23:52 - United States

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Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
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katieatieay 0

if someone said that to me, it would really just make me want to **** him even more. i'm not lying or being sarcastic. but... relax for heavens sake, it's not like he said he'll never have sex with you again. he's not in the mood. just make him some ******* hot chocolate.

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johnburke 0

Haha wow, that was priceless. I'd never do that to a woman

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mrcarmine 0

so i had to vote that you deserved that one, because i don't know how any man could do that unless you were doing something wrong hahaha #48, 49 (prob more) smell where i'm coming from lol

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effmeelifeyy 0

HAHAHAHa i thought you said YOU got home from work and your HUSBAND was standing there wearing nothing but stilettos and asked you to make hot chocolate. lmfao!! i was like whatt?!

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choppedNskrewed 0

choppedNskrewed........

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greenearth 0

I agree that men (and women) don't have to want sex all the time but come on.. he could have been a little more appreciative of her effort. What he did was just insensitive.

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fear_is_here 0

Out should have tackled him ripped his clothes off and had sex with him on the floor and then shove it in your butt;)

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shmaller 0

So it's "insensitive" when a guy doesn't want to have sex, but when a woman doesn't, it's because she "has a headache" or "isn't in the mood". ******* double standards and bullshit excuses. Society shouldn't have an overwhelming pressure for women to be some purist fucknut who never has sex. It's good for both parties, it's good for your health, and it's free, so why are you so pissed when he turns you down after years of you turning him down? You totally, utterly deserved this. You deserve this right in the ear.

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