By anonymous - 13/03/2016 19:53 - United States - Marysville

Today, when my son gets mad in a store, he will scream stranger danger and run away from me, and to an employee, and ask for help. FML
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lex1459 38

Geez, that's clever but please make sure you explain the dangers of doing that to your son

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may14th 26

Maybe if he doesn't listen when you explain why that is bad, perhaps ask a local law enforcement officer to talk to your kid. False reports are a serious thing.

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waleedma 18

Hmmm just walk away to the side of the store if you can... Just not out of your sight.... This would shake hum a but

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Tomryan279 10

I'm sorry to say this but your kid is an asshole. You need to straighten him out before he grows up.

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Xion0014 20

Let him learn the hard way and get someone you know to pretend to be a real stranger and take him away lmao

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PandaLove16 11

I'd explain to the employees that your his parent. Then I'd go outside and sit in my car for awhile and see how the son feels without having you there.

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Tannasgh 22

Quick! Now is your chance to escape!

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ccastillo7 11

Leave him at the store and see how he likes it when you act like he's not your son.

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nameisname 12

Just say fine he is not my son in front of him and walk away your son will get sad saying I am start chasing you and if he doesn't hey at least you don't have to take care of a kid any more. This is a joke don't take it seriously

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trucker2 33

That when you leave him home, don't let him go anywhere

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Paridote 6

that's when you pull him into the bathroom and spank him.

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