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By rogerusmc23 - 24/05/2011 02:41 - Japan

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

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By larrythelobster - 11/02/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, one of my junior marines called to tell me they were in an accident that totaled both cars. The car he hit was parked in a nearby parking garage. It was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 06:38 - Iraq

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

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By anonymous - 11/02/2011 09:54

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

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By carboat - 28/01/2009 09:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 14:59 - Australia

Today, I got my posting orders for the Air Force. After spending four years training and studying to become an aerospace engineer, I am getting sent to the only base without aircraft. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - 12/11/2014 03:16 - United States - Spotswood

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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You're in the army now, oh ohoh, you're in the army. Now.

By LoveGlove - 21/06/2014 21:42 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:40

RAMIERZ!!! GUARD MY PARKING SPOT!

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Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:39

I love military men :)

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familyguy11 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:18

I'm sure he'd be very pissed if he figured out you were writing an fml instead of guarding his parking space

Whooni14 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:41

why would they be going up in the air if theyre marines...

KSmith29 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:41

That's what you signed up for. Stop complaining, do some MCIs, and get promoted so you don't have to stand as much bs duty. And while you're at it, stop complaining about the military on the internet.

NMX944 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:59

hahahaha and what did you do to the ssgt to deserve that ? tell the while story lil devil dog.

NMX944 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:02

sorry SSgt. I should be more careful posting ranks.

codylilley 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:26

Marines has a big M

Bcfrmkc816 17

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:27

shut and act like a soldier!

Nastybunk 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:36

He is a Marine not a soldier

2141_MECH 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 6:42

He is a Marine, not a worthless pice of Sh*t

los213 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 7:20

not soliders Marines!!!!

Nastybunk 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:30

Suck it up devildog some day you'll do the same to your junior Marines and think it's funny. But trust me not all SSgts are like that take it from me I'm not like that. if I saw that I'd probably say something to him cuz that's personal servitude