Love: Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend... - FML

By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML

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Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2020 14:00 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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My feefees

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 00:00

Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML

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By yeah hun i think insects arent animals too - 09/10/2013 07:51 - Germany - Leipzig

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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n1c0l3t 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:28

no honey it's about strength...

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:52

OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited

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crzy4life 0

Monday 4 July 2011 23:09

lol

angelbabii8 1

Monday 4 July 2011 23:27

r u a body builder?

ninjacapo 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:39

**** HIS life its prolly not the first time u had to fake it!

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:59

Dear OP, Well, if you require a man who can physically overpower you, then FYL. Mostly YDI for subscribing to gender prejudices and posting such an inference online, though.

occasional01 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:01

Never date someone who isn't okay with the fact that you are stronger.... Why would you ever downplay your own strength?? Don't degrade yourself! Down with stereotypes about women being weaker! I have many hot young fit girl friends who have beaten plenty of men at arm wrestling and other things!

gleniatorixx 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:15

that's pretty sad lol.

zach1209 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:32

haha that's an f his l

ken12317 7

Monday 11 July 2011 21:19

you got to do what you got to do ha ha ha

kathuzada 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:55

I know what he doesn't do.

kathuzada 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 10:55

I know what he doesn't do.

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