By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML
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Same thing different taste

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99% of the ppl tht commented this r all bitches..u guys are probably fat..shes ****** 14..its bitches like u tht make kids wanna kill themselves..**** u guys

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Obesity is a ******* epidemic. Dumb people like the ones posting on here telling us to stop being mean are why, too. Fat people need to be told they are fat. We need to make them feel so bad they either eat themselves to death (hopefully before they procreate) or lose weight. Fat people suck.

So it's okay to make someone feel worthless just because of the way they look? It's okay? Just because your behind a computer screen does not give you any right to say things like that. She is 14, how old are you? Grow up you jackass

What gives me the right is not being a fat ****. I'm 23 btw, not that it makes a lick of difference. There is a tiny percentage of overweight people who have true physiological problems that cause the obesity. The rest of you fat ***** spend too much time in front of a computer and can't stop cramming down the oreos. And before goal stopper comes in on his high horse I happen to have the flu which is why I am wasting my time posting. also I bet goalstopper is a big fatty too.

So your 23 and you like to pick on 14 yr olds? Huh.. sounds like your a jackass without a life. And my bet is your are overweight and you make your self feel better by putting down kids. And your not a fat ****? I bet you couldn't even get a **** if you tried. Even if you are sick dosn't give you any right to take your bordem out on someone who didn't ask for your opinion. Let alone a kid. And for your information I am not a "fat ****" and I am not a guy ether so get your facts straight.

catastrophicsock 0

goalstopper, you're so defensive here. Someone call you tubby?

@20. dear ma'am. seeing as it IS the end of the month, i'll be perfectly clear. if your fat, are you more concerned about being fat or being told your fat? being told your fat may ruin your day, but being fat may ruin your life. which is more important to you, your self esteem at the moment, or the rest of your life? ******* think ahead you little prick. self esteem will improve when your skinny. you'll get compliments from people you don't even know and from those you do. you'll feel happier more, live longer, and be in shape. it's people like you who are currently completely ******* up my generation with your bullshit about self esteem and feelings. yes we have them, but people like you just use them for your own agenda and to 'prove' yourself. what a twisted person you are.     

CyclonePsycho 1

Can you people relax? Some of the commentators here act like an obese person murdered their dog, ****** their significant other, and pissed all over their cheerios. Seriously, wtf? Yes, she needs to be healthy now so she'll live past 35, but a lot of teenaged girls put on weight during puberty. I was a fatty when I was younger, but around my sixteenth birthday, the pounds just started melting away. It took a combination of getting older, eating better, and exercising to get rid of that weight. Let me put emphasis on the *~*getting older*~* part. So calm down with all that ROIDS RAGIN'. Telling a 14-year-old that she needs to die because fat people are causing world hunger is uncalled for. Being a jackass in general to a child is uncalled for.

******* oath. being fat is shit. and people who whinge about being fat should do something about it regardless of who says "they're fine" or they're "tastefully plump" pffffft.

Get this straight I am not overweight. But I don't see the need to crush a kid. How would you feel if this was your daughter, sister so on. Your only saying things like you do because your behind a computer screen. So get a life, one that does not involve crushing some kids self esteem and assuming people who defend her are twisted. Because to me and many others you would be seen as twisted.

catastrophicsock 0

If it was my daughter, sister, or me, I would want it to be said. Most of my family is obese, and you know what? They need to be told. When I was chunky when I was 14, I appreciated those who were honest. You can address someone's weight without crushing them. Get over yourself and off your defensive pedestal.

You don't even know what this girl looks like. Like someone else said she could just have a pop belly which people get after being pregnant. And if you wanted to "help" this girl out by telling her she is obese do it without being a jackass.

Fine let me get something straight. I don't give a flying **** about that girl's self esteem. She posted on the FML website about this, so if she can't handle reading the comments she dug her own grave. What I do care about is provoking sensitive morons like goalstopper. She has been all over this comment pissing and moaning about us calling that girl fat. You called me fat ****, who cannot get a ****. Well I call hypocrite you dumb ****.

And I call you a worthless bored man, that has no life and decides to be a jackass on a website, were it is not called for.

oh, right. i bet you spend your entire day at the gym, instead of being skinny because you have an insanely fast metabolism.

frankgrimes 4

well now you know what to do. LOOSE some f*****g weight!

GermanKat 1

am I the only one wondering how a two month old could possibly play in a waterpark?

zippit09 0

Yes you are, because it doesn't say that the kid was playing - only that OP was watching her while the parents were off somewhere.

Jenny444_fml 0

She could have just been sitting down on a table and had the baby in her stroller while the parents went to go get some lockers or something.

kiendudu 2

haha, i feel sorry for you for being ugly and fat,

Whoa!!! How do you jump from chubby to worthless? Are you supposed to lie to fat people and tell them they look great? Are they stupid too? Get off the Meds much?

No but you dont have to be a rude arrogant prick about it ether and better yet to a kid! How old are you? 30 something? Some guy who wants to be a smart ass and does it over the internet because everyone else would smash you?

kewl92 0

your comments are unbeliavable. she's 14! as if we didn't have enough teen eating disorders already. "YDI for being fat." even if someone was "fat" it doesn't mean other people have the right to comment their appearance in any way! and she didn't ask for anyone's opinion! it's the same thing if someone was wearing really strange clothes and someone started to mock them. do you think that person would deserve it "for wearing ugly clothes"? of course not, they didn't ask for anyone's opinion and it's nobody else's business what they decide to wear. it's the people that feel the need to say something rude to those people who have the problem.

come on, has anybody seen the OP yet? There's of her being 300 or something, maybe she's just a bit stocky and thick around the waist. Maybe the woman who thought she was pregnant had shit in her eyes and mistaked a 14 year old with a 20 something year old. Stop going 'if your fat, go to the gym' shit, she's 14!!!! That means puberty! that means putting on weight so that normal female functions can settle in, and everybody is different at that stage of life. Some lucky girls remain thin, or they starve themselve, and some are chubby for a few years, and it melts away around 16-18. OP, if you read me, don't worry to much. Eat vegetables, don't drink to much soda and don't spend your whole day in front of the television and time'll work magic on your figure. Being fat at your age does not mean you'll be fat your whole life, just that you have to watch out a little bit for fatty foods....

I know this girl who was a bit chubby at like 12-14, but around 16 she was so friggin' thin anorexic girls would be jealous... Not pretty. Try going to the waterpark more, and be really active and shit. Swimming is good for body i've heard :)

I think the real problem is, that a 2 month old would not be playing in a water park.

perdix 29

YDI for having a kid with your own brother at such a young age! His wife must hate you. Louisiana is so ****** up.

epic_phail 0

I was just about to say something about that. I'm so glad you brought it up. OMG.

how in the world did you come to a conclusion that incest occurred? OP said she was watching her brother's kid, not her own! it was the lady that assumed the kid was hers (and now, you too). seriously, read it properly before you make silly comments.