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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 17:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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Same thing different taste

I got heels, they’re made of plywood

By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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HOW IS THIS A YDI?!?!??! He got locked outside shirtless and wet in hypothermic conditions for not knowing the lyrics to the song????? You guys are ******* sociopaths!!

so you are at a party, how exactly did they figure out that you didn't know the lyrics? did they demand that you recite it with them? kinda bullshit at a party to do that. I'm not a music buff but I know a few verses.

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Moonstarmist 0

I think it's hilarious that more people said YDI. I'm shocked you didn't know the lyrics because I have yet to find someone who doesn't (at least the chorus), but it sucks that they did that to you. Journey is a great band and "Don't Stop Believin'" is a great song. You should listen to it some more because it definitely isn't a "poser" song (why the **** would it be?)

They probably only know the lyrics 'cause of GLEE !!

dragongirl13 2
iankennedy17 0

pretty sure the song is called "small town girl"

If we were in a bar like the OP, I would throw beer at you, steal your shirt, and lock you outside. Because it's Don't Stop Believin'.

no it is called "don't stop believing", moron.

I'm pretty sure you're borderline retarded.

evulmarshmello08 0

awww. I'm feel so bad 4 u. but at least u no it was a lame party if they decided to do a sing along to that song...

hahahahaha. dont stop believin, hold on to that dreaaam.

tdawgheath 0

YDI for not knowing the song at a Gay Bar! Lol...just kidding Steve Perry, don't sue me.

On the bright side the beer wont freeze, so thats a positive! YDI for not knowing an awesome song though