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That's why, in most countries, it's considered very impolite not to keep both of your hands ON the table. If not, you don't know what people do with their hands. I'm always a bit uncomfortablr when I eat with Americans. They look like children when they eat.
are you serious!!!! your a chicken!! I'm not even American and I take offence to that arsehole alright!!!
child brat is what u are indeed
Why do you react so strongly? I'm just talking about a cultural difference. It IS, in general, considered very impolite to keep your hand under the table while you eat, but not in the US. Then I just gave my personnal opinion: it makes me feel uncomfortable not knowing where people's hands are. And I said they looked like children because in my country, only children who still eat with a spoon are likely to keep their other hand under the table. When they grow up, they keep their knife in their other hand at all times. Again, cultural difference. If in one country people swam like dogs, would you jump at me for merely saying that they remind me of dogs when they swim? No. Gee, get a grip of yourselves people.
Sometimes I wish Americans would conform to Continental style dining, it would make life easier for some of us lol.
that's true. I went to europe a couple years ago and people thought it was so weird that I cut my food then put the knife down and switch my fork to my other hand and put one hand in my lap. they keep their fork and knife in their hand at all times. so yea:) it's just a cultural difference being pointed out. not supposed to be an insult.
you are a ******* ass hole, you obviously have no idea what you are talking about.
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ydi for getting excited over the **** tail weines.
I guess momma looked pretty good today, eh? But somebody really should tell her that just because it's called her "birthday suit" doesn't mean she has too wear it EVERY birthday.
Double bass jerking?
I really HATE people who pretend to drum all the time. OP probably had one of those dumb looks on his face like he's getting into it. I'm going to say YDI just because I HATE HATE HATE people who drum on everything and everything! (Did anyone get that I hate it? And I have a valid reason... my dumbass brother never stops, nor does the idiot who sits next to me in lecture.)
spaz..
don't hate because your to much of a asshole to have a sense of rhythm.
Well, I'll make sure to keep it up to annoy you! see you in lecture!
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That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard.. I may use it in the future :D
Mom: No masterbating at the table young man, now finish your peas. Son: Yes mommy.