Kids: Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By jcesom - 01/08/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my father taught my son to pee on trees outside. We went to the mall later and my son decided to practice what he'd learned on a potted plant. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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WantsHazzasGravy 11

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:33

YDI for telling him to do it.

Hollandiscrazy 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:37

There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty ******* liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...

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fml0505 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:11

Please tell me he pulled a Butters, that would make my day!

SirEbro 7

Wednesday 29 May 2013 10:39

He was just doing what you told him.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wednesday 29 May 2013 11:07

Next time be more specific? I'd watch it OP, you might have a smart ass in the making lol

ninjalovin 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 11:20

The pee doesn't fall far from the penis.

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 29 May 2013 16:15

What if you pee of a cliff?

MissVeracity 12

Wednesday 29 May 2013 11:25

It's not his fault as he probably just misunderstood, bless him.. You should really teach your kid some manners though, it's not nice to others.

chabelo 10

Wednesday 29 May 2013 11:49

the ocean? thats disrespectful, next time show him how to do it with a bottle..

yanksby7 6

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:13

Wow...people are really upset about this. If it was a pool I'd understand, but the ocean? Really? Sorry OP...I thought it was funny as hell! FYL!

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:43

That's an obedient son you've got there!

XSeraphinX 18

Wednesday 29 May 2013 12:46

Just eww.... What is wrong with people?!

1crabbygirl 10

Wednesday 29 May 2013 13:18

Note to self: Be more explicit in future. Quite cute actually.

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