By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
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WantsHazzasGravy 11

YDI for telling him to do it.

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Hollandiscrazy 12

There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty ******* liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...

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thew_fml 14

pee and ocean water are almost exactly the same chemical composition. so everyone just relax

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rahrah27 10

Apparently sharks are even more attracted to urine than to blood. Nice going, OP :P

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neeni88 23

Apparently, you just made that up! Nice try, 40. ;-)

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rahrah27 10

I have read that before, so whether or not it was true, I wasn't the one that made it up :P

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bridgetv25 8

That's nasty, your nasty what are you teaching your child you know they won't know the difference from ocean or pool either , and peeing in water other people are swimming in either pool or ocean is disgusting...

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Mossears133 15

Peeing in the ocean is disgusting? Oh, you should tell that to everything that lives in it and pees and ***** in it everyday! Not to mention practically every human that has ever been to the ocean. -.-

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stanjohnson 11

I'm pretyy sure OP will have no trouble teaching her son the difference between the ocean and a pool. Thye look almost nothing alike.

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Migole 36

Wtf? Why is everyone so stuck up here?? It is the ocean! Do you even know what shit flows around the water? Dead plants, dead animals,dead humans, chemical waste, animal waste, human waste (from ships for example) and so on. There's just so many water which gets almost completely replaced every few hours because you know wind and waves and stuff and you all really think that one tiny pee of a child matters? It will thin out so much the moment he starts peeing, it probably won't even reach a person standing a few feet away. It's not like it's a closed system like a pool.... Most people I know pee in the ocean and I've always thought it was pretty normal but hey, looks like the US think differently.

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jizzwold 21

Don't blame Americans. Blame the squeamish and stupid people.

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nay_ahmad 4

He's a kid, whatever, whoever doesn't like it, sucks for u.

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yzzami 17

And that is why I do not go to public pools. Kids pee in the ocean, probably will do the same in pools

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AussieChick101 13

I pee in the ocean it all washes out and sometimes there are not toilets at the beach. but i refuse to pee In a pool! It just sits there and then your swimming in your own piss

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russianspy1234 11

Your son needs some English lessons. There is a big difference between peeing IN the ocean and peeing INTO the ocean.

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Kimmy___888 8

How do you know it's not a young child?

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LyraAlluse 25

There is a thing, and this thing is called a public restroom. Many are not aware that it exists but it is there. It is a magical place where you can pee and take a dump in a hole designed to collect human waste.

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neeni88 23

And where do you suppose that human waste goes? Hmm?

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LyraAlluse 25

I was mostly just joking for the record. But you my friend do make a very good point!

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Shade1982 20

Your son has been watching too much Michael McIntyre.

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