Money: Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead...

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By lovelife - 27/09/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By broke and hungry - 30/05/2015 18:53 - United States - West New York

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

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By priceycommute - 19/08/2017 04:33

Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By DeniedAgain - 29/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML

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MzKylz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:23

at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol

MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:22

At least you didn't get it in pennies?

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Sliim_Shaady 6

Sunday 23 January 2011 17:39

wow, WTF!!!

mexipunker 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 17:47

I woulda jumped up and down screaming "I won I won"

talktomandybaby 8

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:16

hahahah.made my day(: thank youuu<3

rivka907 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:23

I use to do that for fun!

GeorgiaRae 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 18:25

Haha this is funny. I don't think she's complaining by just having quarters it's just that she could have had a $20 bill. I would much prefer that to quarters.

SBD_fml 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:02

at least you got your change back!

pompousjackass 10

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:13

At least they give change! All over the UK we have crappy vending machines with "NO CHANGE GIVEN" stamped all over them.

greek1919 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:15

what vending machine takes quartera

anonymous1109 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:36

at least you got your change, some machines won't give change for a 20.

freefrog 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 19:56

Canada rules! We have 1$ & 2$ coins so this is never an issue.

OhShuttup 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:52

We have them here too

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