Work: Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered...

By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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wildbillpb 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:50

thought mcdonalds doesn't have supersize any more due to the movie supersize me.

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 15:50

Should have, "Ma'am, if I were callin you fat, I would have used a word other than supersized, such as 'Jesusfuckcanyoufitanymorefatinthatass sized'.

Comments

midnightwelfare 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 16:57

I thought you weren't supposed to give the supersize option anymore.

mrducky5 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:05

Someone's in denial..

TKrisha_fml 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:18

She dosent own a mirror or is delutional because she thinks she is thin

danielhartlesss 13

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:19

now now she's not fat. she's just big boned... with a lot of disgusting, flabby meat on said bone.

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:27

McDonalds making americans fat. Now world wide.

malpalll 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:27

no, mcdonalds is not. it's the people eating mcdonalds and not doing anything to work it off.

whiteboy7thst 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:30

...with Larry the cable guy.

Chandy_fml 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:45

I know you're just doing your job, but I hate it when places constantly try to get people to supersize orders. If I wanted it supersized I would have asked for it. Normal sized portions are too big to start with, why would I ever want more?

missL1z 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:50

Ask her prove she is not fat!

drknssdrgn 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:17

I don't know why everyone is taking sides on an obviously fake FML, unless this was about 8 years ago and they just got around to writing the FML now. "supersize" doesn't exist in any shape or form now, they haven't offered it ever since the movie made it look so bad. So I'm calling BS on this FML