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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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By RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 17:07 - South Africa

Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By truckstopworker - 27/04/2017 02:00

Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:25

Did that piss you off?

Olivxr 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:23

That's so gross.

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nc21690 19

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:28

ewwww that really sucks

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:32

How could you not tell that there was pee in the seat? I'm pretty sure the chair was oddly colored with a gross smell

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:43

Coloring of the seat? Leather chair? material of the chair?

ILoveTabz 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:46

It would show a discoloration either way. Plus, if it were a leather seat, the pee would be in puddle form.

holybuckets 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:50

Pretty sure I don't examine my car seat before I hop in.

ILoveTabz 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:11

I do. Because I don't want to sit on anything gross

CryMoreFMLs 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:33

Baaad old man! Look what you did! Bad!

wingsfan19 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:45

Maybe he was sending a message.

crackbunny626 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:23

lol!

kallisti 2

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:23

Guess you should have used a seat cover...

Phendraana 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:38

nooo, F the old man's L for having to suffer from incontinence. he can't help it.

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:54

He had to mark his territory, somehow.

smexehXredhead0 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:54

He had to mark his territory, somehow.

obamathellama 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:58

If he's old enough to be pissing himself, should he really be driving?

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