Kids: Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's...

By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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aussie_gemini 5

Friday 3 June 2011 19:03

you were the kid always trying to put the square shapes in the circle holes weren't you?

resshead 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

Somebody never had a good education.

Comments

Chuck94_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:52

wow

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:19

Congratulations!!! you ARE the town idiot!!

Chinnithy 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:44

I can't neither. But I sure can undo puzzles!

sparty12 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:15

hahaha yea, FYL

ffuy 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:15

r u blond

hotrod14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:59

dumbass

csmouton 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:53

this is what happens in the Kentucky education system

makenziie630 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:56

im sorry to say..clearly, when it comes to childrens puzzles, youre a dumbass. its okay though because everyones a dumbass in something. ^-^

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:18

that's okay I also majorly suck at puzzles :) but I'm not stupid or anything so ur probably not either :) so don't listen to the mean comments :)

lexiwashere 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:53

dum a s s

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