Kids: Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's...

By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By Well shit - 27/12/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I completed a jigsaw puzzle. Almost. You see, there's a problem: One of the pieces is an exact duplicate of another, and the actual missing piece is… gone. So there's one empty space and one piece that doesn't fit. Words cannot describe how irrationally angry this makes me. FML

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By IKEA SUCKS - 22/11/2023 16:00

Today, I attempted to assemble a piece of furniture that boasted "easy, step-by-step instructions." Three hours later, surrounded by mismatched screws and a confusing diagram, I realized the only thing "easy" about it was my decision to ask my dad to come round and assemble it for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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aussie_gemini 5

Friday 3 June 2011 19:03

you were the kid always trying to put the square shapes in the circle holes weren't you?

resshead 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:02

Somebody never had a good education.

Comments

Chuck94_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:52

wow

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:19

Congratulations!!! you ARE the town idiot!!

Chinnithy 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 12:44

I can't neither. But I sure can undo puzzles!

sparty12 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:15

hahaha yea, FYL

ffuy 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:15

r u blond

hotrod14 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 15:59

dumbass

csmouton 3

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:53

this is what happens in the Kentucky education system

makenziie630 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:56

im sorry to say..clearly, when it comes to childrens puzzles, youre a dumbass. its okay though because everyones a dumbass in something. ^-^

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:18

that's okay I also majorly suck at puzzles :) but I'm not stupid or anything so ur probably not either :) so don't listen to the mean comments :)

lexiwashere 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:53

dum a s s

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