Kids: Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 18:11 - United States - Portland

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

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By hopelessteej - 28/01/2013 13:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2015 5:54

It's really hard to feel sorry for you here when you opened an envelope that wasn't yours. Especially one that said "private and confidential" as a last chance warning. Totally deserved it.

denaeb123 24

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:54

This is the biggest YDI i have seen in awhile

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cocoshake 16

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:55

YDI TBH

drayloon 50

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:42

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Sonjington 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:56

What goes around comes around

chewyca99 14

Sunday 1 March 2015 20:30

How does this apply?

cheeeksss 29

Monday 2 March 2015 12:42

I'm assuming they meant instant karma. OP being a snoop and got a consequence immediately for it.

glimmer980 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:56

I understand as a parent you are worried about what your son has, but has he ever done anything and has made you not be able to trust him? It's your own fault because you didn't trust him

frostbiteness 7

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:56

If you were snooping, you deserve it. Privacy is for everyone.

ronzi 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:57

Sorry OP but YDI. And it's just glitter it will come off eventually.

whatwhyhoo 10

Sunday 1 March 2015 17:05

Sure the glitter will come off but the damage to the relationship with her son is in jeopardy. I would apologize and promise not to invade his privacy and promise to talk to him first before you do anything next time.

joe3_fml 15

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:57

Ever heard of privacy?

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:57

I've never hit YDI so fast before.

mr_mac81 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 6:00

I wish I'd thought of that when I was a kid

iAlissa 34

Sunday 1 March 2015 6:00

Just because he's your kid doesn't mean you can snoop around his belongings, especially sealed envelopes. I get you could've been looking out for him, but at least ask first. YDI.

marigoldcobain 21

Sunday 1 March 2015 6:02

You really deserved it for opening the envelope, OP. It was labelled "Private and Confidential". As his mother, you should respect his privacy. What bad thing could possibly be in the envelope?