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Leave her,probably while she is asleep&move to another state. If that is how ur gf reacts to a bad joke,i dont wana imagine what'll happen when u break up with her.
i agree w this tht lady seems crazy
Soooooooo nobody else gets turned on by raw meat?? :/ Your girl is a grade A psyho. Stop picking up girls at the psych ward? They still have mental hospitals that will give you cash for dropping off wack jobs. I'm just saying 75 bucks seems a lot more appetizing ...
Keev, were all four of them approximately the same height, had similar features, and dyed their hair different colours?
In no way did OP deserve hot grease throw at him. Maybe a slap in the butt with raw meat, but definitely not hot grease on him. For all you girl who say, "Of course he deserved it!" You are all crazy and need to be put in a mental hospital until you understand the severity of the actions. Slap = minimal pain, Hot grease = 3rd Degree Burns and possibly permanent scarring.
True. I have scars on my arm from hot grease. it hurts like hell. you're girlfriend is all sorts of mental.
I had hot grease spilled on me. Right above my ball fro. It hurt like a bitch and I couldn't move for 3 days. I got lucky with no scaring x)
I blew up my entire face putting frozen fish in hot grease and had to have each fricken blister cleaned out by the burn center every few days until they healed. I'm not even certain why anyone makes jokes about this, since it IS so painful. Hell, forget permanent scarring, if OP had gotten grease in his eye, he would have been rendered permanently blind!
Guess this girl taught you a Leson. The only raw meat you should slap her with is what come out of your shorts. Oooo
*lesson. Bye...
Lesson(s) learned. Men mess around. Women harm to teach.
The hot grease was too far, but I probably would have punched you in the face/gut for that dick move. Some people may think thats funny, but a slap to the face is disrespectful, especially with something as disgusting as raw pork. Also you probably did it a lot harder and it hurt more than you realized. Granted, third degree burns are probably not equal payback. You should fear for your life.
kay, so, admittedly, you probably know as well as i do smacking people with raw meat is a bad idea... did you deserve hot grease thrown on you? probably not, but you deserved something. get her back in a subtle manner to restore karmic balance.
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Wait until she falls asleep then take all of her left shoes, leave the right ones, she won't know what's going on
then there would be nothing LEFT