Intimacy: Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked...

By whatadisappointmnet - 05/11/2011 18:58 - United States

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 00:30

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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Repetition

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 03:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, it was my first time with a new boyfriend. We had sex in my living room. He asked if he could "eat my pussy." This has became my parakeet's new favorite phrase. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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Pussy power

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

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Sunday 6 November 2011 1:32

Hope he ment yours

spyman178 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:32

Meow

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BigPerro4life 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:12

Does he have any cats that walk funny?

Rachiebabyx 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:40

Dump him, of course.

GiggityGiggles 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 20:22

Thumbs up for honesty.! What you expect(: It's plural.. So watch out.

1234gate 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:20

Hahahahaha. BTW, your name is a dissapointmnet

LullzKitteh 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:29

ydi for asking him such a stoopid question!

playinu 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:36

Wat a ****, this ain't no weet-bix ad where u brag bout how many u do

Kovy17 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:48

Win

jmad29 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 22:55

******* huh, plural, he's obviously not telling you something. Probably not a good idea to plan a future with him

artprincess 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 23:07

unless its yours ......

savemycookie 0

Monday 7 November 2011 5:06

Sounds like a keeper..... Congrats

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