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By whatadisappointmnet - 05/11/2011 18:58 - United States

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Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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GypsyRover 0

I would tell him you have 3 holes,and he has only 1 ****. Let his inconsiderate ass do the math! Then tell him,you know what he means!

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stemlesbian84 0

Agreed!! Hahaha

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perdix 29

Cuddling is the lobby of the happy place. It's the room you have to go through to get to the inner sanctum of the happy place.

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redheather 0

Cuddling is for milk toast eating, watered down, bored married men.

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perdix 29

#115. Whoa! I always thought etiquette required cuddling, at least after sex. I didn't get the memo that this has changed. So, you're saying that, to be a real, exciting man, we'd **** and then I'd jump up and say, "That was great, bye!" and go do something else? Really?! Wow, it's a whole, new world!

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im_irish 0

I like the way your boyfriend thinks

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

OP...it could of been worse... "Nah, it's when I'm with my man".... so be happy when he says pussy!

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Sciencefun 0

At least he didnt say his gay place was with one of your friends...

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Sciencefun 0

I meant happy, not gay

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JinxosGirl87 0

Unfortunately my BF would say cuddling with me is his happy place and mine is anywhere we're having sex. I'm the guy of the relationship -.-

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redheather 0

Yeah! I mean WTF is up with these guys who have women who want to have sex with them a lot, and they just aren't into it? Testosterone must be at dangerously low levels! ;)

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rogerover 19

Wow. Maybe you like it that way. Wouldn't be that difficult to find a man with a bit more of a libido but you must be happy cause you're still with him.

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pppooppp 5

At least he's honest.

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