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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

I didn't have to finish the whole thing before knowing that you deserved it you ass

I can't even stress how much of a ******* asshole you are.

You deserve way worse. I hope they each took a turn kicking you in the balls repeatedly. It's guys like you who disgust me.

SENSELESS CHEATING DICK ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT. Va chier

Your Ex rules for being honest. And YDI, I hope your girlfriend dumped you.

U ****** ur own life up when u decided to not only have a dick but to hhave a dick pesonality

I am always amazed by the self pity that ass holes like you have. I have no sympathy for you and quite honestly would like to euthanize everyone, of either gender, that act like that.

I wouldn't even call this an FML this is your own fault dumbass.