Transportation: Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second...

By drivencrazy - 06/07/2010 16:42 - United States

Today, while driving, a girl on her cellphone cut me off. A second later, another person behind me on a cellphone rear ended me. Her excuse was, "I'm sorry, you weren't there a minute ago!" FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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omgFMLlolz 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 23:43

slap her across the face and say "pay attention!"

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 7 July 2010 1:09

Make me.

Comments

iheartjustinsane 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:49

I think that using phones at all while you're driving should be outlawed. Good thing they weren't texting, though, you could have gotten hurt! :/

bittersweet1 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 16:57

you should've punched her and said. that black eye assent there a minute ago....

3dog3x 3

Thursday 8 July 2010 1:38

things change many times in minut

Rickyretardo 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 3:23

that is ilegal in Ontario were I live

Boondocks 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 8:11

Don't you see the common denominator, it's all these female drivers.

chrissoto312 2

Thursday 8 July 2010 14:59

F- that man!!! sue them for everything they got for being so stupid!!!

longhorns554 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:37

oh I've had one guy tell me that "I didn't see anyone" and police officer said "well he was there, he hit you." lol

LilaBear 1

Friday 9 July 2010 11:09

That's why it's illegal to drive while talking on your phone in Australia :) (unless you're using a hands-free set).

shadowsbane 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:37

Cell phones will be the downfall of humanity. Aliens will wipe us off the face of the Earth because of something some asshole on his cell phone will do.