Cars, Accident and Transportation: Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next...

By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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KBear3109 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:50

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

paperroll880 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:49

Hahah... Should've known better

Comments

dbaguy 9

Saturday 14 September 2013 19:04

Lol.. YDI

giorgi0202 9

Sunday 15 September 2013 7:54

heres an idea, why dont you mind your of business

ninja_dae 11

Wednesday 9 October 2013 1:42

should have known better. Not a good idea to distract someone who is already distracted. so vroom vroom ************

dangermouse2990 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 3:39

You had to take it there didn't you?

dccomics94 12

Friday 30 May 2014 19:00

I agree man! I wish all of em would simply disconnect for the time it takes em to drive!

blobishness 8

Friday 4 July 2014 17:04

YDI. Also, if people talking on the phone while driving bothers you, you have some issues.

JHPugh 19

Wednesday 1 October 2014 23:38

Completely agree with your motives, but always stay behind the distracted driver when you honk

bonermonkey 31

Thursday 26 November 2015 22:01

I agree with most of the stuff being said about road rage and not startling distracted drivers... but is no one else seriously as angry about people driving on the phone? it disgusts me, its so careless and it puts everyone around you at risk. I don't want my mum/brother/partner to die because of some twat that couldn't just leave their phone alone or pull over.