Kids: Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his...

By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Clueless - 24/05/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 12:03

FALCON PUNCH!

Aelaena 6

Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

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cprompt 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:21

Aww man, you mean everyone at McDonald's has a negative opinion of you?? That sucks, I know it's hard to cultivate a good image with the McD's crowd.

1bored 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:22

Jaja poor kid, and yea he shouldnt eat too much mc donalds, did u at least buy him an ice cream cone for punchin him in the face?

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 12:26

Well... feeding your kid that shit it would be better for him if you were a child beater. At least he would only be hurting/bruising on the outside then.

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:29

OH MY GOD, that is so HILARIOUS

F_Y_Comments 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:32

Pretty standard at many McDonalds

Cannon75 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:48

Okay, so you missed the high five. But how do you strike your kid so hard that people mistake you for a child beater? It's a high five... And to add to #12 - I hope he did get an ice cream cone. After all, you did eat at McDonald's. It's not like drinking a diet coke is going to make the meal any healthier, so why not give him an ice cream cone? Clearly deserved.

24788 6

Friday 12 June 2009 12:51

I'm sure it wasn't that hard. Is your son mad at you ...? If no then who cares?

jimbobio 1

Friday 12 June 2009 12:54

Like McD's isn't full of child beaters anyway.

nikki1001 0

Friday 12 June 2009 12:56

#13: .....And on the inside. Hello, emotional trauma! That's hilarious. I doubt it was hard enough for him to be hurt, but I'm sure if people caught you mid-slap they'd get the wrong impression if they didn't catch the high-five he was going for originally.