Kids: Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his...

By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Clueless - 24/05/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 00:46 - United States - Kerman

Today, I was at the store with my kids. My 5-year-old son wanted to carry the milk carton, so I let him. He dropped it and it spilled. I was really embarrassed. Then he decided to get on the floor and lick the milk off the ground. Everyone stared at me accusingly. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 12:03

FALCON PUNCH!

Aelaena 6

Friday 12 June 2009 12:13

You should have followed it up by saying 'chew with your mouth closed! what have i taught you?!'

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airplanefood 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:11

Thank you, #27! I was hoping someone would say something like that.

grlwitperlEring 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:19

YDI it for caring about what people at McDonalds think about your parenting

jimbobio 1

Friday 12 June 2009 14:25

..But Mcdonalds isn't a tasty treat, it's like eating cardboard dipped in grease and chemicals. Yummy! Why would you waste your benefits on it?

1unluckyPerson 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:34

Ouch dude. I feel sorry for ya yet......

Jimboom 11

Friday 12 June 2009 14:39

#27 That would be fine except most parents don't just take their little darlings to Macky D's for 1 tasty treat every now and again. They take them there more often than not. And when the kid is older the scarring they get from being called Fatty Boom-boom would do them no service. If they really want a sweet treat then mommy/daddy dearest should get off their fat McAss and make some cookies. At least you will know what goes into it that way.

b5200 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:45

ydi for actually taking kids there, that shit isn't safe for adults.

lyndis_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 14:55

Huh. So a few people in McDonalds think you disciplined your child. OH NO F YOUR LIFE IT'S ALL GOING TO SUCK FROM THIS POINT ON. That said, it'd be better to beat your kids than to feed them that swill. At least they'd be well-nourished.