How did you go all the way to his face, was he holding his hand next to his cheek? if so, tell him to move his hand upwards for high fives, besides that, you shoulda hit air, this sounds fake. WOW YOUR FAKE STORY GOT POSTED ON FML ARENT YOU SO PROUD, instead of looking for ways to get posts on FML you should cook your kids decent meals with good stuff now grade f shit

why did this become something about McDonalds?? the point was the sons head getting hit no???... i feel for you though, my son does the same kind of things to me sometimes

I find it encouraging that there is so much consideration for quality nutrition in this comments thread. Still makes me wonder if people say one thing about them, and still eat there, embarrassed, since McDonald's enjoyed a 80% profit increase last year totaling gain of 4.3 billion dollars.

I always knew fast food was bad for your health but geez! I guess that's what you get for eating McDonalds.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

lol #4 I'll bet this is the excuse child beaters say as they're being hauled off by the police. "It's not my fault! He moved his hand!"

"Today while eating with my kids at McDonalds" YDI.

#2 = win Ever heard of Jerry's Kids? This is more like Jerry's Parents. I'm not sure how you managed to pull that manuevor.

YDI for taking your children to McDonalds to eat. You should have them taken away from you before they wind up obese, if they aren't already.

I think the real FML is: "Today, I was eating with my kids at McDonald's. FML"