By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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xcarxcrashx 9

Man up sister. People have lived through worse than a long distance relationship. I lived away from my bf for a year and a half and I survived.

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RainbowHeadache 2

She's entitled to cry about it sometimes if she wants, but if it takes over her life that's when it's time to draw the line. My boyfriend lives 5 hours away but I haven't cried about it because I know that at least he still wants to stay with me. It could be worse, OP. Cheer up. :)

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Kurtykat 2

Just reading "flicking my bean" made me laugh.

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laurencheese 7

flicking my bean? out of all the terms for that?

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underguarded 20

The only reason I liked this was because Of "flicking my bean"

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sweetheartxoxo88 7

I've heard it put a lot of ways, but "flicking my bean?" That's just weird.

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fuckmrsoftee 0

i would feel bad for you but there are a lot of positives here. #1, you coined what could be the phrase of a generation. #2, your boyfriend must be the luckiest guy in the world if you thought of him at such an intimate ventuer in your life. way to go

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RainbowHeadache 2

The phrase has been around a lot longer than this particular FML.

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superpacker85 0

whats a "bean" how do you "flick" it?

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ILuffYou 0

hahaha who the **** says flicking my bean?!?

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