By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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ilovefall10 21

What's wrong with the term 'masturbating ' ? Seriously, what girl says that?!

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ogplusog 4

Let there be less dick fmls and more bean ones.

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tr0llz0r 0

Bean = clit. Now all you youngsters know that it's a little DIY job.

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thehoneybadger 10

"Flicking my bean"... never heard that one before.

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steveakafranxy 7

Who can come up with a better term than "flicking my bean"?

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chick011 0

Boo ******* hoo. My boyfriend moved to LA two months ago and i don't cry about it. No matter how much i miss him. Just think of it as with each day the closer you are to seeing him.

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ilovecookies83 0

Boo ******* boo yourself.. Not all women can be as macho as you 8-) OP will learn to become stronger over time!

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muchagente 5

well said! i've been through hard times, and i think any living being deserves such a hard time! more hard times for everyone, that's what i say!

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emmybabexxx 0

I totally just stalked your profile. I'm going to Hawaii on Sunday. Is it nice? (:

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stroudie94 9

It's called flickin beans now? Cool.

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ImmaB3AST 7

Well while your flicking beans, I'm gonna go whack my weed.

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