Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

Comments

Xero3g 5

Monday 15 August 2011 12:15

This just makes me laugh.

bullrider92 19

Monday 15 August 2011 13:43

The biggest Fml is that she couldn't cum.

Enzo158 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 5:15

Lol no she had to stop its not that she couldn't

shamille 5

Monday 15 August 2011 13:46

Oh my. Guess they don't filter these into the intimate category on the app...

Harlequin073 6

Monday 15 August 2011 14:00

Lol "flicked my bean". Classic

zombiekitten87 12

Monday 15 August 2011 14:15

What self-respecting woman uses that kind of terminology?

bellidona 15

Friday 5 July 2013 8:41

Get off ur high horse

frankwolf86 0

Monday 15 August 2011 14:19

flickin my bean.... wtf?

mrjude 3

Monday 15 August 2011 14:38

Rubbing her clit.

perdix 29

Monday 15 August 2011 14:26

I hope you didn't make it scabby. Lately, there have been too many FMLs about poor masturbation technique. It's tragic, really. Your bean-flicking skills must be lacking that you were so easily distracted into thinking about your departed boyfriend as opposed to an oiled-up stud who ***** you mercilessly with his giant dong while massaging your feet and ironing your dresses. Invest in a vibrator -- technology beats the old-fashioned way.