Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By tomoxishigaki - 17/11/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Sarahfizzeller - 26/05/2010 20:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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Hammer940 7

Monday 15 August 2011 9:52

Almost like diddling the little man in the canoe

divadevon 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 14:50

Yes! Old man in the canoe! Nobody references this anymore!

merrywanna 0

Monday 15 August 2011 9:56

well this makes me wanna jack my bean stalk.

byteolu 0

Monday 15 August 2011 22:51

Love the profile pic

val2010 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 8:18

LOL

beebeeL 1

Monday 15 August 2011 10:04

Wooww, flicking your bean... Okay then...

DeVaughnS 5

Monday 15 August 2011 10:07

I hate that damn term

DeVaughnS 5

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

I hate that damn term

iheartme13 1

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

"flicking the bean" ?!? Ha ha

xcarxcrashx 9

Monday 15 August 2011 10:10

Yes cause masturbating is that important that your life is ******. Flicking my bean sounds gross too.

minimoues1928 0

Monday 15 August 2011 10:12

What is flicking my bean

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 15 August 2011 10:15

**** your beans Life.. not being able to cum!

GiantEvilCookie 6

Monday 15 August 2011 10:17

Aww.... :(

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