Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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By brokebihhhh - 02/01/2017 09:22 - United States

Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By tomoxishigaki - 17/11/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Sarahfizzeller - 26/05/2010 20:13 - United States

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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Darklord53 0

Monday 15 August 2011 22:57

One word, SKYPE, learn it live it love it

kerrybrent 1

Monday 15 August 2011 23:18

love it awesome term

SincerelyPsych 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:31

This is...kind if nasty. The whole terminology just makes it so wrong.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:51

Mmmmm, that made me want to fondle my frankfurt.

kiwiwirox 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:13

y were u mastying and thinking about ur long gone man???thats stupid.•*

veritoswty6 14

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:30

"Flicking my bean"...? I've never heard that term used before.. LmaO

someone3225 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:03

Y was she doing that??... Women shouldn't have time for that!! U know where that doesnt happen... The kitchen, now get back in there!!!

Anubis_81 21

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:09

You watched the ugly truth once too many times haven't you OP?

asia3pea90 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:20

I'm a ******* moron.

HU4L188 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:24

Is that what they call it these days?

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