By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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carobug 6

Don't feel bad OP! Maybe your boyfriend was 'spanking the ferret.'. Oh the terms for things I read on FML ;D

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miSsFlien 15

I laughed too loud because of this comment.

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mrmerino 0

That has got to be the most horrifying euphemism for female masturbation I've ever heard. Thanks OP, I think I'm gay now.

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kitties_fml 12

right?! my immediate reaction was "ew..." who ****** says that? ...and now i'm about to click "spill the beans!"

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Btreasure 8

Flicking the bean I've never heard that before and I hope this is the last time

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transcedental 18

Oh dear, I am horryfied to read the comments. I got what she meant by the first read of the FML. And english is not even my native language. Not even close. The problem is where have I heard it from ;D

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spp87 0

"Flicking my bean" sweet jesus who would break up with you youre the only woman with a sense of humor

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nicolegreberis 0

What is flicking my bean supposed to mean? What's a bean?

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Bcfrmkc816 17

I will be glad to show you and make you feel how good it is

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97currie 0

Flicking the bean- female's way of masturbating. bean- ********. put that way, it sounds pretty painful though, xD

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ihatemyalarm 0

If need be im sure you could find somone else to flick your bean, to help get over your boyfriend of course

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