Intimacy: Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me...

By you - 30/10/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:11

She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?

Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:11

You done goofed there, genius.

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flashback_fml 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 22:05

The girls will rip this fml up

Ugi 26

Monday 2 December 2013 15:57

She is your "girlfriend" not someone you just picked up - how in the name of all that's holy can you not know here name??

lexiale 10

Saturday 5 April 2014 17:35

It sounds more like a FML for her...

Goaliedude0724 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 21:01

You sir are an asshole

fantasyworld 37

Monday 15 June 2015 19:49

How do you not know her name?

ElaborateScheme 14

Saturday 13 August 2016 7:36

My old gf was called by a nickname and I didn't know that it was a nickname until, well basically this same situation happened.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 24 October 2019 17:56

obviously she's not really your girlfriend. sounds like she's just someone you have sex with. ydi

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