Intimacy: Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me...

By you - 30/10/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML

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By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

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By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Kennebunk

Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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By ADT - 09/02/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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By mynameisnotdrew - 17/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaimed, "That was amazing Drew." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name, which doesn't sound anything like Drew. FML

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Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:11

She's your girlfriend, and you don't know her name? Are you kidding me?

Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 23:11

You done goofed there, genius.

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metaphoristic 8

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:20

Today, I couldn't find any food to make breakfast with, except a piece of bread and butter. After I had toasted and buttered it, I bit down, only to discover a patch of mold right over my tongue. It was the only moldy part of the bread. FML

joea21 21

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:48

I did the same thing with your mom... Crazy though her name isn't Kate either... Fml

dangousity 21

Wednesday 31 October 2012 9:11

******* awesome mate!!!

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 31 October 2012 9:22

Eh, that's okay. I call people by every name but their own, especially in any emotional moments.

devilz_advocate 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 9:54

Is it possible that the GIRLFRIEND gave OP the wrong name, or are men always wrong?

devilz_advocate 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 10:18

p.s. **** you 91- think outside the box... No pun intended

sugarlover1998 7

Wednesday 31 October 2012 10:21

so..let me get this straight. She's your girlfriend, and "apparently her name is not Kate." and you have no recollection of what her name is? you, my friend have problems.