Miscellaneous: Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician...

By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By thejbarrick50 - 21/05/2012 02:29 - United States - Bergen

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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No one will notice

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:17

Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.

whatwhat 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:03

How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?

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bodymassage 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:15

42,000 people can't be wrong. biatch

Xodus_LT 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 9:41

I chose FYL & YDI. Part of being a professional is practicing your specialty with responsibility and care. Obviously, she failed to do both. But also, you should not take it upon yourself to do the job, which your not licensed in, in your own hands. Think next time.

justbea777 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 11:16

ironyyyyyyyyyyyyy! . . . YDI

babydoll86_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 12:34

I can kinda understand getting annoyed cos you thought she wasn't paying attention and had asked her several times to do so. But she probably was actually paying attention. Hairdressers are pretty good at multitasking! And shit, even if she wasn't, you totally deserve it for being sooo rude. Bet she had a massive bitch about you to her colleagues when you left.

Effing 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 13:46

The person knew what (s)he's doin'. Why'd you have to go and do that anyway? sorry,but maybe you deserved that one.

yesbutnotyou 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 15:42

I'm agreeing with #119

ShannonBAMF 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:35

Well maybe next time don't be such a **** and karma won't come back and bite you in the ass :)

dayslikethis1 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:44

I'm a stylist and if my client ripped a tool out of my hands I would be in complete shock. And then I would've laughed at you when you burned yourself.

MissAugust 0

Friday 10 April 2009 4:59

SINCE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING NEXT TIME DO IT YOUR SELF AND BURN YOUR DUMB ASS AT HOME

Aeth_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 17:31

Wow, must've been tough for you not to have all attention focussed on you. Obviously that's what you're used to because you're obviously such a spoiled divabrat. I'm sure the hairdresser can get by without your business in future, seeing as you're obviously such a styling specialist yourself. Hell, you could probably charge your parents to let you do your own hair? YDI, btw.