Miscellaneous: Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician...

By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By random - 06/05/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML

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By sadcase - 12/04/2011 14:01 - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By thejbarrick50 - 21/05/2012 02:29 - United States - Bergen

Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML

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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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No one will notice

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:17

Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.

whatwhat 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:03

How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:25

haha wow my sister is a hairdresser and has to pay little attention when she does my hair.

lnm701 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:27

You deserved that one for acting like a brat. I understand being concerned if you think your stylist really isn't paying attention - although most of these comments seem to imply that every hairdresser is an expert and infallible, it's completely possible to go to one who sucks and have bad results. So you should speak up. But you should act like an adult about it, not a five year old.

Ambahh737 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:31

thats why they work there, and you don't. hope your not a bitch like that everywhere you go.

stoopidstarfish 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:57

irony with an iron hahaa #8 we do call them straighteners

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:10

wow, nice move, lol

missethics 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:11

59 - I am sorry that your parents never hugged you

tWitt3rBuG 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:18

Ouch. But YDI. Firstly they know What they doing even if it doesn't look dat way. They're experienced. Secondly if u didn't trust them why the hell get em to do. Buy your own iron. Lastly, murphy's law. You try to do something to prove a point and get BURNED! Lmfa0!

sachux0x 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:28

wow someone's a bitch... you deserved it for sure

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:37

Ummm #2, etc - straightening IRON. Curling IRON. That's what they are called. Sorry. Also, I can't tell if the people saying it's ironic/irony are purposely punning. If they are, SO GOOD. I love puns.