Health: Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said,...

By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By ThiccBoi - 02/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By rolypoly - 05/03/2014 12:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

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By Jim Smith - 21/02/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Xellith 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:17

ida slapped that bitch >.>

LilKonvicted 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:19

Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.

Comments

Intellectualist 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:43

At least theyre doing something about it.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:46

Should have said "Wow, I thought they kept all the rabid bitches locked up in the pound"

Lemycakes 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:23

Lmfao that was good!!

Punkartmama 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:51

Kind of a back-handed compliment. Why do complete strangers feel it's necessary to say anything at all? Keep working out...it's about becoming a healthy person, not about what other people think.

baby_gurl2405 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:52

wow what a bitch? like seriously did she even realize that that is so not an appropriet thing to say to anyone? gees i'd a slaped her stupider

bosshaug 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:56

Kind of like the old lady in one of larry the cable guy's exept about retards? I call fake

milkradio 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:57

That lady was extremely rude. Don't get discouraged by that bitch.

kile88 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:22

tell her to **** up and pull that pole out of her ass

misspeg 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:28

Usually, I give fat people hell on FMLS just because they are usually whining about their weight and they're not doing anything to fix it. But I feel bad for OP because she was doing something about it. Well, actually, we don't even know if she is fat. But that woman who stopped her is so uneducated to say that to OP. You don't say things like that to strangers. And you're not meant to talk to strangers anyway. The woman sounded really bitchy but I bet she didn't even know what she was doing and that makes her even more of a dumbass.

tkarin 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 18:04

Agreed with everything except "you're not meant to talk to strangers". That rule is fine for primary school kids, but if adults held to it they'd never make new friends.