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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By jlowder2 - 11/12/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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ThomasAZ 3

Monday 19 December 2011 12:05

Doggy style!

imustbeinsane 2

Monday 19 December 2011 12:07

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

Comments

forkscop 0

Monday 19 December 2011 12:21

Dump her crazy ass.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Monday 19 December 2011 14:23

Shut up.

cannibletaco 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 8:15

Hey, hey new guy. Stop making the rest of us newbies look bad!

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Saturday 24 December 2011 6:05

ALERT: Annoying comment detected.

tmaster102 0

Monday 19 December 2011 12:29

Paper bags were invented for a reason hah

bitchslapped22 14

Monday 19 December 2011 13:14

She put a bag on my head, still counts!

Wolvy_fml 3

Monday 19 December 2011 12:33

Kodak moment

scorpio1194 0

Monday 19 December 2011 12:46

Talk about some puppy love :)

Feklfekl2222 32

Monday 19 December 2011 12:47

Was it a pug?

mik3l 0

Monday 19 December 2011 12:58

She f*cked her dog?!?!!! #trololol

Justforlolz 14

Monday 19 December 2011 22:49

Are you ******* retarded?

Linkfan1 5

Monday 19 December 2011 12:59

Wtf?! Lol.

elephantom12 9

Monday 19 December 2011 16:55

If you replace your face in your picture with OP's face then that's what she probably saw while he was on top of her.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 19 December 2011 13:04

That's very strange.. You two might want to look into that with a counselor or something.

benderbot19 0

Monday 19 December 2011 16:59

Or a dog trainer.

Sionnach 10

Monday 19 December 2011 13:05

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog! (And I'm) cryin' all the time!

EvilLilCupcake 10

Monday 19 December 2011 13:27

Just don't hound her about it.

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