By nickyboy - 02/12/2010 17:02 - Australia

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Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML
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DrAwesome 6

She was talking about YOU, silly! She already wants to marry you! :D

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CitrusGirl 0

You are probably a very unobservant fellow. If she's your neighbor you should probably see his car at least.

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LOLSWAT 0

op, shut up and finish what u started.

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Melli17 3

if he's violent the doctor is gonna need to fix you if he finds out.

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SouthernRebfl 0

if she cared bout her husband she wouldn't be bangin other dudes, good job u luckey bastard

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austin1414 3

49, ur a grammar Nazi. 44, ur a grammar Jew.

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mrjude 3

Maybe they are separated, and she just means that she could call him up and have him fix it.

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AceArctic 4

He's obviously not been around enough for OP to notice... 'Cause he's a Navy SEAL! You need to run away OP.

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ashleymarielouis 0

You get carefree sex that broke furniture and you get to have that same piece of furniture fixed by her husband. And NOT get your ass kicked. Seems pretty awesome to me...

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