Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck...

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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You deserved it 59 974

The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 26 491

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:16

Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

MAGNAVOX 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:17

Next time yell stop?

Comments

tbates0805 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:55

Can you still make a good sandwich?

greatwyt 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:00

caveman say... today, me had best sex with girlfriend ever! gf scream like porno. after i find she break three fingers now she make no sandwich. fml

Blaw023 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:06

Lol nice

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:13

Always have a safe word/phrase. I prefer yelling, "I HAVE HERPES!" Though you might want to use something original.

ShadyFTW1 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:06

haha

deformedsurf 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:19

Maybe OP had a ball gag in her mouth and her screams were muffled.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:24

13- win.... if one hand was free, why not squeeze something of his to make him stop!! although yelling 'quit u retard!' might of been less painful all the way around!

cjgqsmooth 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:27

lmao was you tryin to finger the wall?

capri23 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:30

mmmm rough sex

Currentlyonfire 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:23

o yeah. wreak that chick.

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:43

... Better than wreaking havoc, I suppose. OP deserves it for having a dangling participle in the FML. No, not really.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:13

boopity, That should be lim patience(mine) functions are more like verbs

boopityboppity 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 21:04

I know, RPS. I considered it, but like this more because it fit more easily into the required size.

sloppyflow 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:34

u were enjoying op. if u werent u'd give him a broken stick thr

kcutie96 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:26

sex sex sex .

ilovefall10 21

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:37

hmmm.... sorry about you're fingers.. but there are some magic words you could of used.. like.. " STOP !!" " WAIT DON"T !" " GET OFF OF ME!!" " OW OW!!" and some others that could of been used...