By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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You deserved it 9 090
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Nyc__Princess 0

Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

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breakingdawnxx3 0

You sooo deserve it. Want to know why? Because instead of just screaming you could have TOLD him that your fingers were stuck, or pushed him off with the other hand.

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sallen0046 4

So your life is ****** because you didn't have the sense to say "Ow", "Stop", or "My fingers are caught"? You deserve it for expecting your boyfriend to stop during sex because you scream.

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longtimesunshine 4

for everyone thinking she should have said stop, have you ever had your fingers slammed? my aunt was in the backseat, my mom closed the door on her fingers and my aunt just smacked the back of my mom's headrest until my mom finally understood. it was so painful she could not even speak!

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paprikacha 9

Thank you. When something hurts like shit your mind goes blank and half the time you DON'T have the presence of mind to say 'Ow that hurts' in a logical manner. I think people around here just enjoy screaming 'You deserve it!' for everything because they get off on it. That, or empathy is dead.

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cufaoil 11

empathy is dead, long live self-centeredness :P I wouldn't say that the brain isn't capable of thinking in whole sentences, I think it's more a case that the pain is so great, the thought doesn't make it to the mouth right away.... I got my thumb jammed into the rear gear cassette on a bike a number of years ago... cut straight through the nail..... I can distinctly remember thinking, "holy SHIT!! THIS ******* HURTS!!!!!" but I just stood there, my face frozen and not a sound coming out

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krissi3 0

a) atleast she made a noise unlike your aunt albeit in a situation that screaming could in fact be a good thing b) your aunt had the mental capacity to smack the headrest to signal distress the OP could have hit him or pushed him with the other hand or jacked or kicked her legs just saying...

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nakidna 0

your boyfriends a dumbass. sorry

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lovelyliz916 5

Why didn't you just yell "Ow my fingers." ??

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paypwip 5

did you say thank you like a good girl?

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missysangel 4

ydi *****. can someone explain y the **** ppl think its ok to have sex with their boyfriends? stupid ***** wait til ur married

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Bobissmall 13

Hey. Troll. Could you please explain why you type like a retard? Why do you people think it's ok to use the internet like this? Stupid tards, wait until you're literate.

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skateking133 0

Just because you can't get any doesn't mean no one else should... and I agree about the typing like a tard thing. What is so hard about putting a couple extra letters before a " u" or in front of a "y"?

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zdani 10

Don't worry missysangel, you'll find a chubby chaser that wants you one day.

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boopityboppity 11

Easy, there. No need to insult her appearance.

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RedPillSucks 31

So it's ok for him to break her fingers once they're married?

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rock_hard 8

yeah, I agree 158. if they wait until they're married, this probably still would have happened. And Missysangrl, speaking of ******, why do you have a picture of Miley Cyrus as your picture? last time I checked, she was dancing on stripper poles, and doing naked photo shoots, all while she was 17.! get a reality check, tard.

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mustang_babe 0

I say it was a well thought out plan, so that you cannot play with yourself anymore and thus only being able to bang your boyfriend for sexual release...he's a mastermind I tell you!

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mustang_babe 0

^ I have the best number! better than being first

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cutlass81 6

Hahaha, agreed. And somehow I figured you'd mention something about your number. lol

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