Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck...

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:16

Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

MAGNAVOX 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:17

Next time yell stop?

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:29

How are you going to make him a sammich? What the **** were you screaming that he didn't know to stop? You should have screamed out his best friend's or his brother's name, and he would have come to a screeching halt immediately.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:53

I question your choice of "come to a screeching halt," perdix.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 October 2010 21:03

It was quite intentional for people like you. . . and me.

nycy 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:41

I see what you did there. :)

Justincolon22 15

Wednesday 13 October 2010 4:52

**** that's harsh...

schalk 12

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:03

That sandwich joke is getting old. Please stop using it. It stopped being funny years ago. Maybe a variation of it or something instead next time. For example : Q: How many sexists does it take to change a kitchen light bulb A: None. Let her make a sandwich in the dark

itsbriiibaby 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:29

Yeah...maybe you should have a safe word...like i don't know...STOP?

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:18

stop can get misinterpreted too easily.... stop, no stop.... no don't... don't.... no... no don't stop.... don't STOP!!!

itsbriiibaby 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:25

solid point. haha

chrishansen 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:37

You should have said you want to get pregnant..

elmorous 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:07

lol. then she's knocked up with 3 broken fingers haha

PiiMPiiN_DA_H03Z 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:59

HAHAHAHAHA

BigZadii 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:34

Ftw

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:37

What could you have possibly been screaming? If you scream the same way during sex as you do when you're in severe and agonizing pain, then I feel sorry for anyone that ever sleeps with you or is within a 1 mile radius of you.

xGet_Over_It 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:56

For your profile info thing: *then Heh, just saying. :3

afghan_angel 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:37

Ahhhhhhhh... YDI :D

amerwin 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:38

That was his way of telling you that you have been squeezing his sack too firmly during ********.

birdman412 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:43

damn haha well you got it pretty hard tho it's worth it haha

mintcar 9

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:46

So many injuries during rough sex. Take it easy?

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:49

Why you puttin your fingers there anyway?

lexuality 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:52

Why not tell him to stop instead of just screaming? I know pain stops most people from getting a full sentence out coherently but surely you could have yelled STOP without too much trouble?