Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck...

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:16

Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

MAGNAVOX 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:17

Next time yell stop?

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tmarie2010 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:05

aweeeee

niknik2014 1

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:11

well thats ur own fault you could have just told him to stop then you wouldnt have that problem...ydi for being stupid

doof_fisch 2

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:15

It could have been your toes.

MellyMellz 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 9:35

This is why you need to TALK during sex. Screaming obviously isn't the solution. Sucks for you !

greatwyt 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 10:12

hey honey, i like how you putting it to me there, but would you mind slowing down for a second? it seems my fingers are caught between the bed and the wall, being crushed. thank you.... a bit difficult to TALK under the circumstances, yes?

munkee_6669 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 11:48

now thats what I can kinky

MikeG92 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 12:39

perhaps say "stop" next time...

loso86 2

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:42

Epic win/fail

thisguy22 33

Wednesday 13 October 2010 14:08

you deserve it. cant blame him for you just screaming instead of telling him what's wrong.

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 13 October 2010 15:26

Um, how did you get your fingers stuck between the headboard and wall? I don't mean how did they get back there, but rather why couldn't you get them out?