By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML
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JuzReading 23

Reminds me of that FML where the girlfriend asked her boyfriend to get hard for her even though he was. Anyway, don't worry about it OP, this where your mouth and fingers come in handy.

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TheOnlyGod 5

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EvilLittleMan 23

Take this as a sign to developed a pecker erector set. and build away.

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ThePez828 18

It's obvious when a guy is in as far as he can, no matter the size. I'm blaming her for this one, OP. That was an odd comment for her to make. Don't let it get you down.

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MossyMegaMan 20

Look at the bright side, now you don't need a pen or screwdriver to reset your cablebox.

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ColdRoxas 18

This comment is savage poor OP Just learn to use it to the best of ur ability

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interesting33 36

It could be that she has unrealistic expectations or that she knew it was in and was messing with you, joking, though I do not find that funny at all if that is the case

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herpderp1234 17

That's not why she's your girlfriend, though, is it? For sex? Heck no! She's your girlfriend because she loves you for who you ARE, not what you are. Don't dwell on this situation. Your future together looks bright.

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teddybear208 9

ouch dude that's gotta hurt!

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cr500guy 11

I would've took that one to the grave

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