By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Mideoyeo 12

He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~

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LSS_fml 18

That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.

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pradip 26

He sure pissed you off while you were taking a piss.

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xXxSCREAMxXx 3

You shpuld just stop commenting... none of them are funny or serve any purpose at all.

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perdix 29

#25, don't bully people who make shitty comments. Just thumb them down and move on. If they truly suck, they'll stop commenting eventually. I just don't like the idea of people getting hounded out before they get a chance to figure out how to comment well.

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BlowinChronic 18

39- I'm sorry, but there is no reason to correct something that is so obviously just a typo. That's not even being a grammar nazi, it's just being a douche.

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Chaylbs_Draco 8

50- when he is correcting a comment from someone that was being a douche to him it is accepted...

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Britsalmostlegal 17

For the record, I think some of pradips comments are hilarious. You just have to get used to the humor. :)

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Geneside 8

I would of bust up laughing

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Jeffo193 13

The guy's just winding you up, pay no attention to him...

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Feverrotes 15

You should've turned sideways and pissed on him.

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shanee108 9

Maybe he was jealous that yours was bigger :o

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jedielf 23

I don't think all the dicks hang out there, seems like it's just him.

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ICastillo 24

Hey at least he didn't try and play swords with you.

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ICastillo 24

Or should I say at least he didn't try to stab you in the back...

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interesting33 36

Haha he probably just picked a random person.. maybe he was dared to or just felt like having a weird day :P

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dogpfcorn 11

You must be in San Francisco California....

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