By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

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Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Mideoyeo 12

He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~

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LSS_fml 18

That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.

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RedPillSucks 31

Did he whip out a ruler?

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vintage3113 6

I would have laughed my dick straight off without saying another word if a stranger came up to take a leak next to me and actually said that

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darkhakai 18

Being a female I clearly know nothing about urinal awkwardness, however to me it just seems like you should develop a better sense of humor.

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frdmnky12 6

Yes, it's quite clear your not a man, all men know the rules. Many of them invovlving not looking at eachother or speaking to eachother while in process of most anything.

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skyeyez9 24

I thought there was an unwritten rule that men do not stare at each other or talk to one another while in a public restroom. He sounded like a pervert that used a failed pick up line. Creeps like that make me glad I dont have a young son who would have to use the public restroom alone.

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VLJACK 6

He was coming on to you!

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dan_in_wi 12

I've had it happen also, ****** weirdos... man rule #1: do not piss in a urinal that's next to a man already pissing, unless all other options are taken (including toilet stalls).

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d_man_0032 3

Either he is really creepy or he has a really bad sense of humor.

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MDTeddy 13

This is why I always go in a stall. Actually, I go in a stall so people don't look at me. Also, some urinals have no privacy and it bothers me so much. I guess it is like half and half, but I usually encounter ones that have no privacy.

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