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By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 217
You deserved it 5 118

Same thing different taste

Top comments

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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Oh that's nothing, not only had I done that when I was with my last ex, but for some reason I'd always try to inflate her lungs by tricking her with a kiss, just instead of kissing I'd put her nose in my mouth and blow.

That sounds exactly like something that happened with my ex-boyfriend. We did stuff like this back and forth all the time. Except he wore glasses so it took a little bit more skill ;D

I feel bad for you but that is one skilled tongue lol

your girlfriend is crazy, in a good way :) people like that are good cause she will always be able to put you in a good mood

I've done something like that to my boyfriend . But be liked it . ;D

HopeLoveMusic 0

I want that kind of relationship :)

Lol this is one of the best FML's ever!!! Hahaha

this nooooooot an FML! she sounds fun and cute! treasure her