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Oh that's nothing, not only had I done that when I was with my last ex, but for some reason I'd always try to inflate her lungs by tricking her with a kiss, just instead of kissing I'd put her nose in my mouth and blow.
Your girlfriend is awesome.
SHES A KEEPER
That sounds exactly like something that happened with my ex-boyfriend. We did stuff like this back and forth all the time. Except he wore glasses so it took a little bit more skill ;D
I feel bad for you but that is one skilled tongue lol
your girlfriend is crazy, in a good way :) people like that are good cause she will always be able to put you in a good mood
I've done something like that to my boyfriend . But be liked it . ;D
Lol this is one of the best FML's ever!!! Hahaha
this nooooooot an FML! she sounds fun and cute! treasure her
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See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.
Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.