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By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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catharsis5 9

weird... but oh so funny

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RawrRahRawr 0

What does op mean

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charlielara 4

I do that when people try (jokingly) ignoring me, it works everytime :L

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RaquelW 7

Haha I've done this, my boyfriend thought it was funny though and proceeded to lick my eyeball back.

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distaylor122 1

Best. Mental. Picture. Ever.

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BunBunBabe 8

That's borderline cute and I know my boyfriend would just think its funny if I did that to him

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janexxdoe 7

She sounds absolutely adorkable. Don't let her slip away.

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